BOOOOOORING.

I don't care if GLC is a bad rapper. I don't care if this is a video dump. I don't care if this sort of thing has been over done to death.

All I know is he did a slam dunk video to "Take My Breath Away." Genius. Terri Nunn, to wit: "Watching in slow motion/ as your turning me insane." No matter how many times it's done, I will love it.

Stupid Idea: Parts Duex and, uh, Three.

More of the cursed live blog of the NCAA Tournament. I'd put up part four, but I was so shitfaced the night before, I spent most of today trying not to throw up after drinking Vitamin Water. Such is life.

Here's some highlights:

Man, this rim is making the terrible Albany shot selection seem even worse with the way CBS miked it. That and the fact that Albany is terrible right now. Good lord, they are jacking them up as soon as their little arms can get a shot off now. UVA 13-2 after a three ball.Apparently, their coach has seen enough. Me too. I'm switching to GA Tech.

Did Vern Lundquist just say that people in the south are all fat? FUCK YOU ASSHOLE.

Why hold the ball, Calipari? You are running them to death and you play conservatively? You fucking idiot. This is why you get caught cheating. It's because you are stupid.

TAMCCU is up 10 to 0 right now. Nothing but blocked shots and big shots for those boys thus far. They are going to kill Wisconsin. Poor Wisconsin. There's just no love for the little colleges, y'know?

Why the fuck would you run a defensive set designed to trap at the wing against one of the best penetrating point guards in America? The answer is, you are stupid Sean Miller.

Um, Drew Lavender is better than Mike Conley right now. Eight points better... and a turnover. Holy shit.52-44 in favor of the smarmy dude at your office that brings this game up just to say he picked Xavier 'cause his friend's little brother goes there.

And yet, like every other coach in this moronic fucking league, Xavier decides to waste the clock and end up with a double clutch shitty shot from beyond the FT line. Fucking retarded, Drew Lavender and Sean Miller. Just idiotic. If OH ST comes back, I blame that last possession. The long rebound created puts up a stopped clock and a man on on the line. MORONIC

So, what the fuck happened here? Xavier gave their game away, as I mentioned. Fucking stupid decisions by the coach. NEVER take the air out of the ball if you have a team on the ropes. Keep attacking. Keep pressing and frustrating.If you take the air outta the ball you take the skill away from the players that got you there. Disheartening, becuase those players will forever know that they had it, and their coach let it get away. Sucks for them.

PART 2:
http://omgtru.com/thread/173

Part 3:
http://omgtru.com/thread/174

There you have it-- a failed experiment to end all failed experiments. Anyone wanna hire a live blogger? CHEAP.

Stupid Idea

My friends were at work during the opening of the NCAA tournament, so I threw together a live-uh-glog(?) for them on OMGTRU.com

Here's the link:

http://omgtru.com/thread/171

I guarantee that was the most pointless display ever.

Some highlights:

Apparently Stanford was LAST in the PAC-10 in turnover margin in the Pac-10. LAST?! These guys got in the tourney over five better teams and they were LAST in turnover margin IN THE PAC-10. Jesus Living Christ, who is in charge here? I though we LIKED interesting teams in the NCAA tournament. Apparently, America likes watching sloppy unfocused horseshit.

Why am I doing this when the internet exists for already this specific reason? Uh, I don't know.

Louisville is up 35-12. The following things can be surmised about this: Clark Kellogg (picking Stanford) is stupid and I could walk on to Louisville and make a difference against this pathetic Stanford team. Welcome to actual games, Pac-10.

Louisville goes into the half up 46-20. Way to crack the 20s Stanford. Maybe you can still get into the NIT after you lose this game by over a million fucking points. Fuck you.

I gotta see PRIDE. Terrence Howard will do anything as long as he gets paid to be black. I love that guy.

Oral Roberts is up 3 early. Whatever. Jesus is overrated. Should I quit doing this, Paul? Aren't you the only one reading it?

MD at the free throw line. They beat the press nicely. Some big white guy NAILS his free throws, so they go up seven. Gist in for defense. Davidson gets about six threes off, but they can't hit and Curry threw two up like he was trying to freestyle walk over his defender.

Butler's half court offense:
No one moves. White guy pass to black guy... black guy points around like something is happening. No one moves. White guy comes off of a terrible weak side pick and gets a pass from black guy. Misfires. Someone rebounds. REPEAT.


Oh, there's more, guys. Enjoy the typos and terrible inside jokes. Seriously.