George Karl's Lawyer Is A Functional Illiterate, Possibly A 13-year-old Girl

As many of you have probably heard, a cartoonist by the name of Andrew Feinstein recently started up a little blog called FireGeorgeKarl.com. And oh, what a sensation it's become.

George Karl's lawyer, Bret Adams, got into the act by infamously e-mailing Feinstein. Hilarity ensued.

Before the Nuggets took down a tired Suns team 126-113 in Denver, I decided to get in on the fun, too. I wrote Adams an e-mail and tagged it "A heads-up."

I have been saying numerous bad things about your client lately, especially last week when they struggled to put away a poor Clippers team that was missing two of its top three players.

Maybe you should sue me into bankruptcy.

Signed,

A Nuggets Fan Living In New York Who Thanks The Heavens For FireGeorgeKarl.com and is contemplating starting HireLarryBrown.com.

The response was quick, and cobra-like.

Sorry you have so little going on in your life.

Sent from my iPhone

Ouch.

How did he know that all I do is work, fornicate, play Wii and drink?

After I responded that I was "[s]orry I don't have the entire internet laughing at me," Adams retorted with this gem:

Actually only people like u without a life, can deal with that

Sent from my iPhone

Adams then decided to take time out of his Wednesday to:

• swing by Forever 21 to check out the collection of spring skirts
• Google Image some shots of Chad Michael Murray from "One Tree Hill"
• flirt with the new counter guy at Jamba Juice
• play three games of Solitaire and two games of Free Cell
• ask Brittany about that knockoff Coach bag she bought in Chinatown
• download the new Vanessa Hudgens song on iTunes
  

After some head-scratching regarding his previous statement I unleashed the fury on Adams, mocking his sentence structure, age, intelligence, and ability to speak in his native tongue.

Thankfully, he didn't write back.