"Hey, Chris, can you look as black as possible? Yeah, pucker those lips. Stare through us."
[Whispering, to assistant] "Still looks like Ethan Hawke with cancer, though."
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2 comments:
Ah ha ha ha ha ha! They should have made them all wear black shirts so the WHOLE picture would be black except for his retarded white face.
Retarded? I dunno. According to ESPN-- when I was checking Mr. Quinn's stats-- he has an IQ of 118. Take our online quiz to see if you can do better!
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