This one's for Herc

Thanks for the tip, Cap'n.

God I hope he breaks something tonight.

Orton Hears a Boo

Oh, man. What a terrible debut. That's not really how I wanted to introduce myself to my new team, fans, and city. Wait, what's that?




Boooooooooooooooooo!





Hello? Who's that?





We're the Boos. We're Bronco fans.





Wh- where ... where are you? I can hear you, but I can't see you.





We're in your inner ear.





How'd you get in there? Bronco fans are people. They're normal size!




Not since Jay Cutler said we were a 6 compared to Chicago's 9. Because of the altitude, we shrunk even more. It had an adverse effect. That chubby, no-chin, cookie-eating bastard didn't know what he was doing. Particle physics are no place for a Vanderbilt grad.



Man. I ... I had no idea. Hey, what's that buzzing sound?





What? Oh, that? Nothing. We're just getting Chris Simms's initials tattooed on our legs.





Holy fuck I'm drunk.