Well, I told you - those Muslims are tough. Damn free will. Next to the platypus, it's been My biggest mistake.
I thought you didn't make mistakes, Father?
Yes, Father. I specifically remember talking about a young man named Tim Tebow.
What did you do, Father?
Well, I ... I decimated his team.
You crashed their plane?
No, no, no. Nothing like that. I just tore their best young offensive lineman's knee apart back in April, put down their entire backfield in the span of 10 minutes on the first day of training camp, and then - this one's the kicker - took out their best defensive player just a few weeks after they signed him to a five-year extension.
/shows to his Father
They should really, really think about taking the bus from now on.
Actually, Father, you know what would be worse?
Turn them into Cleveland.
C'mon, Son. I'm not that mean.