So it's done. Good. Whatever.
But in order to placate my ego, and further shat upon this now-dismal team, I introduce a new feature: Lost & Found with the Denver Broncos!
This week:
Dre' Bly's jock.
This item was found by Ross Kurcab, head turf manager at Invesco Field at Mile High, during Monday night's post-game walk-through. It was laying near the east sideline, a few yards shy of midfield.
If anyone knows or sees Dre', please let him know that we have his jockstrap. And Brett Favre has his testicles. Oh - Greg Jennings has his nose, too.
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Any word on where Ashley Lelei's sense of humanity? Somewhere under the bleachers?
I know I didn't spell his name right. It's cool.
Probably in Iowa, where I think he's playing for the Arena League IV Waterloo Wankers. Or something.
And no worries. I feel bad for bumping your World Series post from the top spot so quick with a post predominantly featuring a men's athletic supporter.
And one featuring a jockstrap.
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