Duke: Before the second Duke v. UNC game, Shelden Williams (f/ Jay Williams) will give an inspired talk over one of his signature hip hop beats. He will then field questions from the team. The questions will include: 1) Can I ski from your forehead? 2) Didn’t Paulus want to play football? 3) How did you stay in
Georgia Tech: after the city of
NC State: Um, do I have to do this? Damn. Holler at me, Sid Lowe. I gotchoo, son. Not this year, but I feel you in, like, three. Four? Until then, keep y’head up, playa.
BC/Miami/other non-O.G. teams: No thanks. Get another league to ruin the sanctity of, why don’t you? Sure B.C. will make the tourney, but who expects them to matter?
Virginia/Clemson: These two teams will battle, once and for all, for
Regular Season Winner: UNC (Ugh. I just vomited in my mouth a little.)
Tourney Winner: Georgia Tech
NCAA Bound: Duke, UNC, Georgia Tech,
Note: This may be the only one I do. I just don’t have it in me to care about a billion college kids through the nation. We’ll see.