Damnitall

DAMN IT DAMN IT DAMN IT DAMN IT DAMN IT DAMN IT DAMN IT DAMN IT DAMN IT DAMN IT DAMN IT DAMN IT DAMN IT DAMN IT DAMN IT DAMN IT DAMN IT DAMN IT DAMN IT DAMN IT DAMN IT DAMN IT DAMN IT DAMN IT DAMN IT DAMN IT DAMN IT DAMN IT DAMN IT DAMN IT DAMN IT DAMN IT DAMN IT DAMN IT DAMN IT DAMN IT DAMN IT DAMN IT DAMN IT DAMN IT DAMN IT DAMN IT DAMN IT DAMN IT DAMN IT DAMN IT DAMN IT DAMN IT DAMN IT DAMN IT DAMN IT DAMN IT DAMN IT DAMN IT DAMN IT DAMN IT DAMN IT DAMN IT DAMN IT DAMN IT DAMN IT DAMN IT DAMN IT DAMN IT DAMN IT DAMN IT DAMN IT DAMN IT DAMN IT DAMN IT DAMN IT DAMN IT DAMN IT DAMN IT DAMN IT DAMN IT DAMN IT DAMN IT DAMN IT DAMN IT DAMN IT DAMN IT DAMN IT DAMN IT DAMN IT DAMN IT DAMN IT DAMN IT DAMN IT DAMN IT DAMN IT DAMN IT DAMN IT DAMN IT DAMN IT DAMN IT DAMN IT DAMN IT DAMN IT DAMN IT DAMN IT DAMN IT DAMN IT DAMN IT DAMN IT DAMN IT DAMN IT DAMN IT

Why?

Things I would've done to see NORV! in a Dallas windbreaker:
--Worn mix-matched socks
--Walked into a North Carolina singles bar with a torn Bon Jovi shirt and a mustache
--Gone to a Yankees game with Red Sox paraphernalia, a "Fuck the Yankees" T-shirt and started a fight
--Ordered a cheeseburger rare from a local diner (local being Queens)
--Thrown ham hocks at a stripper (something my sister has already done, actually)
--Handed the keys to my apartment to a bum on the street with the address/directions by train AND two dollars for MTA fare taped on
--Watched the ENTIRE new season of "Rules of Engagement"
--Told a woman that I wanted to put an aloe plant in her ass on the FIRST date
--Spontaneously combusted
--Drank the water in a third world country
--Cured AIDS
--Injected myself with CANCER
--Worn a UNC shirt for an entire day
--Worn a Duke shirt for an entire day
--Watched Top Design. Seriously. In fact, I woulda watched BRAVO for weeks.


Fuck you, Wade Phillips. Fuck you forever. You ruined what would've been a fantastic football year for me. I hate you.