Monday, February 19, 2007

NORV! You Came Back To Me!

Oh sweet redemption, thy name is Phillip Rivers. Get ready kiddo-- you're about to go on a ride that even Chuck Amato could not have made any worse. Get prepared. Be afraid. You have what could be the single greatest calamity in football on your shoulders. A perfectly capable regular season coach has been replaced by a man responsible for putting two respectable franchises into dire straights for years after his arrival.

Get ready for holding calls, offsides on kick returns, false starts, failures against divisional opponents and a whole lot of consternation on NORV!'s face.

Oh sweet Christ... be prepared. Be VERY prepared.

I was all for the death of the Cowboys, but I'm not so prepared for slow decline of a team I rewally enjoyed watching since Drew Brees grew a set a couple of years ago. I grew up watching Rivers dominate in college, and I loved his year last year. This was my favorite team to watch operate last year. No bullshit. I really loved it. Now, the NORV! era shall reign, and Phillip Rivers will shoulder the load.

Sorry, friend. Don't say I didn't warn you.

Props to Signal to Noise for hitting me with this when I woke up.

1 comment:

Signal to Noise said...

Thanks for the linkage.

I said it at my place and I'm gonna repeat it again: the only thing that could make the upcoming season worse for Bolt lovers is for Fantasy Jesus (aka LDT) to be on the cover of Madden '08.