Friday, June 08, 2007
Voting for Vanity
Apparently, the Ladies... blog is putting together a way to finally settle the question: which basement-dwelling lurker has the hottest face to bod ratio? It's the all-male blogger revue! Our representative, Phony Gwynn (though he could've TRIED to send in a good picture) is an 8 seed or something. Vote now at the Ladies... blog (ladiesdotdotdot.wordpress.com) under "AFC North." I would link it, but my computer is fucked and the hyperlink button is not appearing on my friend's computer. APOLOGIES.
Seriously, though. Give us a reason to live. You know you want to. Otherwise, you'll end up throwing Phony down a hill and he'll yell "AAAAAAASSSSSSS YYYYYYYYYOOOOOOUUUUU WWWWWIIIIIIIISSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHH" and you'll realize you loved him all along. No one wants that, right?
Birthed from the mind of Jeff Laughlin at 11:57 AM
Labels: I avoided this whole mess because I am horrifically unattractive, I'm a wuss, Male objectification is sweet, Phony is vain