Wow. Seems Drew Magary is such a fan of our work here at the pretzel factory that he volunteered to write a column for us. He needs no intro, so here it is. Thanks, man.
TITS BALLS FOOTBALLS SHUT UP FAG TITS TONY ROMO
Truly this was an honor beyond our means. I'll totes yell something at Tiger when I am at the Masters, bro.
In all seriousness, I will be at the Masters. I'm excited. Should be a lot of fun. Ruining a tourney experience because some knuckle-dragger STILL doesn't understand how old people don't get steroids doesn't sound as fun. I'll weigh my options.